``My precious´´ Nobel Prize

The Nobel prize, in the last years has peacefully and literally sunk.

- 2009 Nobel Peace Prize for Barack Obama the warmonger (I´d like to say warmongest) president of the recent history.

- 2015 Nobel Prize in Literature for Svetlana Alexievich, she´s polyphonic like a fart.

At this pace who´ll win the next?